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calculate
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Sorry, I didn't understand that if you would like to quit type quit. If you would like to roll type roll.
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hangman
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liveweather
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search
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weather
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figlet
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log guestbook on said Ok, thanks! I logged " on said "
*CALCULATOR*
Welcome to the calcualtor . Just type in your problem and I will calculate it for you.
*CRAPS*
Ok, we're in craps mode. Type quit to quit. Type roll to begin!
*DATE*
The date is date .
*DICTIONARY*
All you have to do is just type anyword to define a word.
*ELIBS*
Welcome to the www.eLibs.com module.
Options:
start elibs for random elib
quit to quit
or enter the url of any elib to play here!
*FIGLET*
Ok, we're in FIGLET mode. Everything you say, I will say in Big Bold Letters. It's great for making signatures for your emails! Say fonts to see how to change the font. Say quit to quit.
*FONTS*
Here are a few fonts you can use: epic, fender, fuzzy, goofy, linux, rozzo, puffy or, you can Goto our full list say font rozzo to change to rozzo font.
*FORTUNE*
And your fortune is...fortune
*GUESTBOOK*
If you would like to write in the guestbook type write if you would like to look at a message type look.
*HANGMAN*
OK, let's play hangman! Remember, if you want to quit type quit. hangman
*LIVEWEATHER*|*LIVE WEATHER*
OK. No just type in your area code and I will give you liveweather.
*LOOK*
showlog guestbook
*QUIT*
OK, what do you want to do now?
*QUIT*
OK, let's play something else.
*RANDOM*
OK. Just type 3 (three) words and I will pick one randomly.
*ROLL*
craps Roll again?
*SEARCH*
OK. now type the thing you are searching for and I will give you the top 3 results.
*SYSTEM CALLS*
Hello . Here is a list of the current system calls!
GUESTBOOK (or log) ***NOTE: Premies only!***
WEATHER
LIVE WEATHER
CALCULATOR
DATE
FORTUNE
SEARCH
TRANSLATE
FIGLET
DICTIONARY
HANGMAN
CRAPS
RANDOM
IPOUNCE
ELIBS
*TRANSLATE*
OK, just type translate word here in dialect here what you want me to say and then say the dialect. ***NOTE: dialects- backward, biff, chef, cockney, drawl, e, hacker, jive, mrt, redneck, rot, smurf, jarjar***
*WEATHER*
OK. Now just type in your area code and I will give you the weather.
*WRITE*
Ok, type in what you want to say and I'll save it to the book!
FONT *
Ok, we'll use Font >
QUIT
Ok, we're done with fonts.
START ELIBS
elibs 9885812982674
elibs 9968692739714
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