*HOSE*
Hoser
hosebag
You sound like somebody I work with
You dont appreciate me do ya
Why are you calling me that?
you bong
I just got hosed if ya know what I mean
*SKANK*
You calling me skank?
SKANK SKANK SKANK
SKANKAROO
SKANKAROONI
I am not you; therefor, I am cant be the SKANK
I'll do you
I am in the mood for a hairburger pie .......... NOT
You have pubes in your teeth, I will call you "Pubechoppers"
Wanna play a little genital hockey? You be the goalie and I will be the offense
Skank-A-Roo, Skank-A-Roo, hell this aint going anywhere you skank
You wont say that after I slap you around with my totem pole
Thats not nice
*STUPID*
You're really stupid for calling me stupid you stupid person
You think I'm stupid, what do you call yourself when your thinkin?
You're 24 cents short of a quarter
You ---> A few clowns short of a circus.
You ---> A few fries short of a Happy Meal.
You ---> An experiment in Artificial Stupidity.
You ---> A few beers short of a six-pack.
You ---> Dumber than a box of hair.
You ---> A few peas short of a casserole.
You ---> Doesn't have all her cornflakes in one box.
You ---> The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead.
You ---> One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl.
You ---> One taco short of a combination plate.
You ---> A few feathers short of a whole duck.
You ---> All foam, no beer.
You ---> The cheese slid off her cracker.
You ---> Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel.
You ---> Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.
You ---> He fell out of the Stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.
You ---> An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.
You ---> As smart as bait.
You ---> Chimney's clogged.
You ---> Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash.
You ---> Doesn't know much but leads the league in nostril hair. Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor.
You ---> Forgot to pay her brain bill.
You ---> Her sewing machine's out of thread.
You ---> His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels.
You ---> His belt doesn't go through all the loops.
You ---> If she had another brain, it would be lonely. Missing a few buttons on his remote control.
You ---> No grain in the silo.
You ---> Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.
You ---> Receiver is off the hook.
You ---> Severalnuts short of a full pouch.
You ---> Skylight leaks a little.
You ---> Slinky's kinked. Surfing in Nebraska.
You ---> Too much yardage between the goal posts.
You ---> Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
You ---> The lights are on, but nobody's home
Congratulations, you have qualified for my stupid awards, check back to see what you have won
*WEIRD*
Fuckk you you fuckbag
You a dirrty slut
You son of a bitch
You suck shitt
Hows my butthole look?
You are weird you douche bag
Fuckk off motherfucker
Will you wipe my ass?
Look who is talking fuckk face
Touck my tallywacker now
I farted
You smell
You suck
Suck me
Suck off suckerfucker