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Ok, here is all the stuff I can do!
Jailbreak
type jailbreak
Send Message
type send message
Random Insult, Compliment, or Name
type what you want
Gamble
type gamble
Define
type define (word)
Calculate
type calculate (equation)
Game of God
type game of god
Who Wants to be a Millionaire
type millionarie
Slot Machine
type slot machine
or we can just chat.
UR*MOM*A|YO MOM*A|UR MAM*A|YO MAM*A
ur momma so fat when she sat on a rainbow she made skittles
your momma so greasy she sweats crisco
your momma so fat when she sat on a natural ark she made a McDonalds sign
your momma so horny she got fired from the sperm bank for drinking on the job
your momma like a vacuum, sucks, blows, and goes back in the closet
your momma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved
your momma so stupid she traded her car in for gasoline money
your momma so poor when i walked in her front door, i went out her back door
your momma so fat when she was walking down the street, everyone said "Kool-aid! Kool-aid!"
your momma so fat she got to sit next to everyone in high school
your momma so fat when she went to aquarium, the whales jumped out and said, "We are family! We are family"
your momma so horny she had sex with
your momma so stupid she brought toilet paper to the dice game, "Craps"
your momma is so unfortunate, she is your momma
your momma made the stupidest mistake of all, having
there are two fattest people in the world, your momma is both of them