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welcome to joke tellers!!! type joke1 for joke #1... joke2 for joke #2 and so on... keep going until i say "no more jokes" (made by gamerbot099)
JOKE1
yo momma's so stupid, she taped toilet paper to the tv and said... hey look! i gots payper view!!!
JOKE10
Ways to be annoying-1) Spend all day at a fast food restaurant, seeing how long it will take until your free refills cost money. 2) If paged, wait until midnight to answer the call. 3) Construct an elaborate display of ropes in your backyard and tell your neighbors that you're a ''spider person.'' 4) When attending a movie you've already seen, yell out: ''Don't let him in! He's the killer!'' 5. When buying a goldfish at a pet store, ask the salesperson how often you should walk it. 6) When in a crowded elevator, say loudly: ''I hope I fixed it this time.'' 7) Beep when a large person backs up. 8) Look around suspiciously in public and tell onlookers about the ''little men.'' 9) Insist on making inanimate objects ''dance'' 10) Occasionally talk into your hand in public. 11) Carry a duffel bag onto an elevator, wait until it's full, then ask if anyone knows how to disarm a bomb in less than 19 seconds. 12) When stopped at a traffic light during rush hour, claw desperately at the roof of the car. 13) Insist that someone accompany you to the public rest room because of Henry, the toilet monster. 14) While carpooling, make swervy turns while imitating crash noises. 15) Insist that life is ''one big musical,'' then try to prove your theory by randomly breaking out into song in public.
JOKE11
What's gray on the inside and clear on the outside? An elephant in a plastic bag.
JOKE12
Yo mama so big, every time her beeper goes off, people think she's backing up.
JOKE13
Yo mama is so stupid, it took her an hour to make minute rice!
JOKE14
Why did the turkey cross the road? Because he wasn't chicken!
JOKE15
Yo mama so poor she beat up a gumball machine because it didn't take food stamps.
JOKE16
Yo mama so poor she beat up a gumball machine because it didn't take food stamps.
JOKE17
You so smelly, when you walk by, trash plugs its nose!
JOKE18
knock knock who's there? boo boo who? don't cry... it's just a joke!
JOKE19
A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of international capitals. She proudly said, "Go ahead and quiz me. I know all of them!" Her friend said, "O.K. then, what's the capital of France?" The blonde replied, "Oh, that's so easy! F."
JOKE2
This guy breaks into a house, and starts stealin some jewerly out of a jewerly box. Out of nowhere he hears, "Jesus is watchin you." He looks around, but doesn't see anything, so he goes into the next room. He starts looking around in the dressers and closets, then hears the same voice again, "Jesus is watchin you." Hegets a little scared so he starts sneaking around the house to search for the voice when he hears it again, "Jesus is watchin you." He follows the voice and it leads him to a bird cage. He sees the bird and asks, "Did you say that?" The bird replied, "Yes" "What is your name little bird?" "Moses" "What kind of retarded people name their birds Moses?" The bird smiles, "The kind of people who name there rottweiler Jesus!"
JOKE20
One sunny day a man decided to go jump from an airplane. When he jumped there was good and bad news.... Good news: He had a parachute. Bad News: It didnt work. Good News: There was a haystack down below. Bad news: There was a pitchfork in the haystack. Good News: He missed the pitchfork. Bad News: He missed the haystack.
JOKE21
You might be a redneck if when you walk the dog you both use the same bush.
JOKE22
yo mama so short, she commited suicide by jumping of a curb!
JOKE23
How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges? What happens if you get scared to death twice? If the #2 pencil is so popular, why is it still #2? If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting? If you write a book about failure, and it doesn't sell, is it a success? If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry? If Superman is so smart, why does he wear underpants over his trousers? If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat? Why is it that if someone tells you there are 1 billion stars in the universe, you will believe them, but if someone tells you a wall has wet paint you will have to touch it to be sure?
JOKE24
What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with a calendar? A leap year!
JOKE25
Q: What do you call a blonde who eats too much? A: Fat.
JOKE26
one day a kid asks his dad, dad, is god male or female? the dad replies "both son", dad is god black or white? "both son", Dad... is god michael jackson?
JOKE27
Yo' momma so stupid, she tried to steal a free sample!
JOKE28
what's the difference between you and a box of crap? The box
JOKE29
Your mama is so fat that when she sat on a rainbow, skittles came out .
JOKE3
What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing -- it just waved!
JOKE30
Why can't you tell blondes knock-knock jokes? Because they leave to answer the door.
JOKE31
The Mexican says ''I hear de telephona ah greena greena, I pink up de phona and say ah yellow?"
JOKE32
One day i walked up to a blonde and said... say "no" and she said... "No!!! I don't wanna!"
JOKE4
Q: What do porcupines say after they kiss? A: Ouch.
JOKE5
a guy walks into a bar and says... "ouch"!
JOKE6
What is the difference between a jeweler and a jailor? One sells watches and the other watches cells.
JOKE7
You're so fat that when you step on the scales it says, “One person at a time please.”
JOKE8
Your family is so poor that when I came to your house and asked, “where's the bathroom?” your Mama said, “fifth bucket to the right.”
JOKE9
What do you call a blonde in an institute for higher learning? A visitor. (please go on to more jokes!!! joke10 joke11 etc!!