*ROCK PAPER SCISSORS*
Wanna play? Type in rock, paper, or scissors. 1, 2, 3, shoot!
PAPER
Rock. Your paper smothered me!
Scissors! I cut you into 75 pieces!
Paper! Grrr...Let's play again.
Rock. Paper covers rock....Hmmmm...
Scissors!!! A slice here, dice there...
Paper also...tie!
ROCK
Scissors! You smashed my cheap plastic!
Hahaha...paper! I win!
Hmm....our rocks collide, but no damage is done. Let's play again.
Scissors...SHIT!
Paper! I covered you up and tossed you out the door!
Rock...Play again?
SCISSORS
Rock! You don't stand a chance as I quickly destroy your little plastic crappy shitfucking scissors! HAHAHAHA! I'm the king!
Paper...Nooooo...
Scissors! Our blades are equally strong!
Rock...hehehhe, you suck at this game...
Paper..............:(
Scissors....I hate ties, almost as much I hate you!