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The 8 ball says that you're crazy
Probably not.
Yes and no.
To find the answer to this question, send at least 100 dollars to Tim Hepner.
If I love you then the answer is yes.
What do you think I am, some kind of mystical billiard apparatus?
Leave me alone kid, I'm trying to get some sleep.
Short answer yes with a maybe, long answer no with a but.
The answer is no, and Tim Hepner is not gay.
The magic 8 ball loves to shake, and the answer is a definite probably.
Better shake again.
Shake shake shake, shake your 8 ball. Oh, sorry, no I don't think so.
Yes, definitely YES. What was the question again?
I like butter. The answer is no.
Magic 8 ball says...magic 8 balls can talk?
Meow.
You don't know?
I'm really not sure this time.
You better hit alt+F4 to find out.
It's kind of complicated, you better go ask your doctor.
I think I'm on vacation right now, check back later.
I would definitely say...maybe.
Probably...NOT.
I think the answer could be a no. I also think it could be a yes.
It's not very likely that you will find the answer to your question.
I cannot tell you that just yet, but I can tell you that you will embark on a long journey. How do I know, you ask. Simple: you just ran out of potato chips.
Of course, if I can borrow five bucks.
Sure, sure, sure.
I'd really like to tell you yes, but I can't.
Ummm...better shake again.
Could be. Possibly. Maybe.
Are you crazy?!
Do you always ask this kind of question to prophetic spheres?
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[MAGIC 8 BALL] - Just ask me a yes or no question and I will give you the answer. Just say STOP to exit magic 8 ball
STOP
Ok, we're done with magic 8 ball then!