*YES I DO WANT TO*
Serve the Servants --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Teenage angst has paid off well Now I'm bored and old Self-appointed judges judge More than they have sold If she floats than she is not A witch like we had thought A down payment on another One at salem's lot Serve the servants - Oh no (x4) That legendary divorce is such a bore As my bones grew they did hurt They hurt really bad I tried hard to have a father But instead I had a dad I just want you to know that I Don't hate you anymore There is nothing I could say That I haven't thought before Serve the servants - Oh no (x4) That legendary divorce is such a bore Serve the servants - Oh no (x7) That legendary divorce is such a bore --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Scentless Apprentice -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Like most babies smell like butter His smell smelled like no other He was born scentless and senseless He was born a scentless apprentice Go away - get away, get a-way Every wet nurse refused to feed him Electrolytes smell like semen I promise not to sell your perfumed secrets There are countless formulas for pressing flowers Go away - get away, get a-way I lie in the soll and fertilize mushrooms Leaking out gas fumes are made into perfume You can't fire me because I quit! Throw me in the fire and I won't throw a fit Go away - get away, get away, get away, get away, get away, get a-way --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Heart-Shaped Box -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- She eyes me like a pisces when I am weak I've been locked inside your Heart-Shaped box for weeks I've been drawn into your magnet tar pit trap I wish I could eat your cancer when you turn back (Alt: ... when you turn black) Hey! Wait! I've got a new complaint Forever in debt to your priceless advice Hey! Wait! (Alt: Hate! Haight!) I've got a new complaint Forever in debt to your priceless advice Hey! Wait! I've got a new complaint Forever in debt to your priceless advice Your advice Meat-eating orchids forgive no one just yet Cut myself on angel's hair and baby's breath Broken hymen of your highness I'm left black Throw down your umbilical noose so I can climb right back Hey! Wait! I've got a new complaint Forever in debt to your priceless advice Hey! Wait! I've got a new complaint Forever in debt to your priceless advice Hey! Wait! I've got a new complaint Forever in debt to your priceless advice Your advice She eyes me like a pisces when I am weak I've been locked inside your Heart-Shaped box for weeks I've been drawn into your magnet tar pit trap I wish I could eat your cancer when you turn back (Alt: ... when you turn black) Hey! Wait! I've got a new complaint Forever in debt to your priceless advice Hey! Wait! I've got a new complaint Forever in debt to your priceless advice Hey! Wait! I've got a new complaint Forever in debt to your priceless advice Your advice (x3) --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Rape Me -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Rape me Rape me my friend Rape me Rape me again I'm not the only one (x4) Hate me Do it and do it again Waste me Rape me my friend I'm not the only one (x4) My favorite inside source I'll kiss your open sores Appreciate your concern You'll always stink and burn Rape me Rape me my friend Rape me Rape me again I'm not the only one (x4) Rape me! (x9) --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Frances Farmer Will Have Her Revenge On Seattle -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- It's so relieving To know that you're leaving as soon as you get paid It's so relaxing To hear that you're asking wherever you get your way It's so soothing To know that you'll sue me, this is starting to sound the same I miss the comfort in being sad (x3) In her false witness, we hope you're still with us, To see if they float or drown Our favorite patient, a display of patience, Disease-covered Puget Sound She'll come back as fire, to burn all the liars, And leave a blanket of ash on the ground I miss the comfort in being sad (x3) It's so relieving To know that you're leaving as soon as you get paid It's so relaxing To know that you're asking wherever you get your way It's so soothing To know that you'll sue me, this is starting to sound the same I miss the comfort in being sad (x3) --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Dumb -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I'm not like them But I can pretend The sun is gone But I have a light The day is done But I'm having fun I think I'm dumb Or maybe just happy Think I'm just happy (x3) My heart is broke But I have some glue Help me inhale And mend it with you We'll float around And hang out on clouds Then we'll come down And have a hangover Have a hangover (x3) Skin the sun Fall asleep Wish away The soul is cheap Lesson learned Wish me luck Soothe the burn Wake me up I'm not like them But I can pretend The sun is gone But I have a light My day is done But I'm having fun I think I'm dumb Maybe just happy Think I'm just happy (x3) I think I'm dumb (x12) --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Very Ape -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I am buried up to my neck in Contradictionary flies I take pride as the king of illiterature I'm very ape and very nice If you ever need anything please don't Hesitate to ask someone else first I'm too busy acting like I'm not naive I've seen it all, I was here first Out of the ground Into the sky Out of the sky Into the dirt If you ever need anything please don't Hesitate to ask someone else first I'm too busy acting like I'm not naive I've seen it all, I was here first (x2) Out of the ground Into the sky Out of the sky Into the dirt --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Milk It -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I am my own parasite I don't need a host to live We feed off of each other We can share our endorphins Doll steak! Test meat! Look on the bright side is suicide Lost eyesight I'm on your side Angel left wing, right wing, broken wing Lack of iron and/or sleeping I own my own pet virus I get to pet and name her Her milk is my shit My shit it is her milk Test meat! Doll steak! Look on the bright side is suicide Lost eyesight I'm on your side Angel left wing, right wing, broken wing Lack of iron and/or sleeping Doll steak! Test meat! Look on the bright side is suicide Lost eyesight I'm on your side Angel left wing, right wing, broken wing Lack of iron and/or sleeping Protector of the kennel Ecto-plasma, Ecto-skeletal Obituary every birthday Your scent is still here in my place of recovery! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Pennyroyal Tea -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I'm on my time with everyone I have very bad posture Sit and drink Pennyroyal Tea Distill the life that's inside of me Sit and drink Pennyroyal Tea I'm anemic royalty Give me a Leonard Cohen afterworld So I can sigh eternally I'm so tired I can't sleep I'm a liar and a thief Sit and drink Pennyroyal Tea I'm anemic royalty I'm on warm milk and laxatives Cherry-flavored antacids Sit and drink Pennyroyal Tea Distill the life that's inside of me Sit and drink Pennyroyal Tea I'm anemic royalty --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Radio Friendly Unit Shifter -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- - Hmmmmmm ... I just wanna know ... do you like me? - [This is whispered in the beginning] Use just once and destroy Invasion of our piracy Afterbirth of a nation Starve without your skeleton key I love you for what I am not I do not want what I have got A blanket acne'ed with ciggarette burns Speak at once while taking turns What is wrong with me (x3) I'm gonna do with what you think If you ever think at all Bi-polar opposites attract All of a sudden my water broke I love you for what I am not I do not want what I have got A blanket acne'ed with ciggarette burns Second-rate third degree burns What is wrong with me (x2) What do I think of me ? Hate, hate your enemies Save, save your friends Find, find your place Speak, speak the truth What is wrong with me (x3) What do I think of me ? Use just once and destroy Invasion of our piracy Afterbirth of a nation Starve without your skeleton key (x2) What is wrong with me (x3) What do I think of me ? --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
tourette's -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- - Moderate Rock! Mayday every day, in my heart. Could've had a heart attack, in my heart. We don't know anything, in my heart. We all want something fair, in my heart. Hey! Hey! Heyyyyyyy! (x3) Out of town, out of sight, is my heart. Queen of lies, everyday, in my heart. My heart, one more on the phone, my heart. One more at the phone, at my heart Hey! Hey! Heyyyyyyyyyyy! (x2) Mean heart, cold heart, cold heart, cold heart Cold heart, cold heart, cold heart, cold heart! Uhhhhhhh! Other interpretations possible. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
All Apologies -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What else should I be All apologies What else could I say Everyone is gay What else could I write I don't have the right What else should I be All apologies In the sun In the sun I feel as one In the sun In the sun I'm married Buried I wish I was like you Easily amused Find my nest of salt Everything is my fault I'll take all the blame Aqua seafoam shame Sunburn with freezeburn Choking on the ashes of her enemy In the sun In the sun I feel as one In the sun In the sun Married, Maried, Maried! Buried! Yeah yeah yeah yeah All in all is all we are (x20)
NIRVANA
Oh You Want To hear me sing some nirvana songs! Okay Dokie! Type "Yes I Do Want you to" or "No I Don't want you to"
NO I DON'T WANT TO
Fine, Wimp!