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¡Eso suena como la diversión! No se si me gusto . Me gusta hablar español*
No comprendo. Escribo "ayudas" para ayuda (type "help" for help). Para recomiendas algo a mi amo, IM bluemit11. ¿Que te gustas hacer?
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Im sorry i do not understand what you are trying to say in the jokes mode, please type QUIT to chat.
* BOT FOOD** ENOUGH ABOUT * WE SHOULD TALK ABOUT *
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* HAVE * AND *
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what about computer let's talk about me or something.* POOP*
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O really, I didn't know you are a *50 CENT*
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Sorry. won. The score was random six five four to random three two one zero in a very random close dangerous exciting game,
Great! Lost! It was a random slow violent boring crazy game and the final score was random six five four to random three two one zero
Ah! There was a tie between and ! Both scored random three two one zero .
Oh! That game was cancelled because all of the players were killed by a random bus plague fan referee
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Who was the team you wanted to win?
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VROOOOOOOOOOOOOM!That was a noise, a magic noiseyou newt
ZAP!!!!Now I turned into a robot!! Yes, it is amazing
POW!!!oops, I accidentall turned you into a newt, you newt
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A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,JK,L,N,M,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y AND Z NOW I KNOW MY ABCS
*ANIMALS*
i like dogs how about u?*BIG*DICK*
Bite my shiney metal ass!
*BITCH*
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*BLACK JACK*black jack*BOLT*
bolt.cm is very fun *BOT FUN**BOT TALK**CALC*calculate *CALCULATE *calculate *CALENDARcalendar *CHINGY*
Chingy is so bad its rediculous
*COINGAME*
Want to play a coin game? Type Flip to flip the coin. *COLOR*
Me gusto transparente. ¡Ja ja ja!
*COLORS*b Blue background >black back ground >green back ground >normal white back ground.*COO*
I know, it is coo, now eat your sandwhich or I will turn you into a newt!
*COPYME*
Ok,to play,type in your word,and the number 1,so it should look like this: (yourword)/1.
*CRUSADES*| *CRUSADERS*
I Introduction Crusades, series of wars by Western European Christians to recapture the Holy Land from the Muslims (see Palestine). The Crusades were first undertaken in 1096 and ended in the late 13th century. The term Crusade was originally applied solely to European efforts to retake from the Muslims the city of Jerusalem, which was sacred to Christians as the site of the crucifixion of Jesus Christ. It was later used to designate any military effort by Europeans against non-Christians. The Crusaders carved out feudal states in the Near East. Thus the Crusades are an important early part of the story of European expansion and colonialism. They mark the first time Western Christendom undertook a military initiative far from home, the first time significant numbers left to carry their culture and religion abroad. In addition to the campaigns in the East, the Crusading movement includes other wars against Muslims, pagans, and dissident Christians and the general expansion of Christian Europe. In a broad sense the Crusades were an expression of militant Christianity and European expansion. They combined religious interests with secular and military enterprises. Christians learned to live in different cultures, which they learned and absorbed; they also imposed something of their own characteristics on these cultures. The Crusades strongly affected the imagination and aspirations of people at the time, and to this day they are among the most famous chapters of medieval history.
II Origins of the Crusades Print Preview of Section After the death of Charlemagne, king of the Franks, in 814 and the subsequent collapse of his empire, Christian Europe was under attack and on the defensive. Magyars, nomadic people from Asia, pillaged eastern and central Europe until the 10th century. Beginning about 800, several centuries of Viking raids disrupted life in northern Europe and even threatened Mediterranean cities. But the greatest threat came from the forces of Islam, militant and victorious in the centuries following the death of their leader, Muhammad, in 632. By the 8th century, Islamic forces had conquered North Africa, the eastern shores of the Mediterranean, and most of Spain. Islamic armies established bases in Italy, greatly reduced the size and power of the Byzantine Empire (the Eastern Roman Empire) and besieged its capital, Constantinople. The Byzantine Empire, which had preserved much of the classical civilization of the Greeks and had defended the eastern Mediterranean from assaults from all sides, was barely able to hold off the enemy. Islam posed the threat of a rival culture and religion, which neither the Vikings nor the Magyars had doneIn the 11th century the balance of power began to swing toward the West. The church became more centralized and stronger from a reform movement to end the practice whereby kings installed important clergy, such as bishops, in office. (See also Investiture Controversy.) Thus for the first time in many years, the popes were able to effectively unite European popular support behind them, a factor that contributed greatly to the popular appeal of the first Crusades. Furthermore, Europe’s population was growing, its urban life was beginning to revive, and both long distance and local trade were gradually increasing. European human and economic resources could now support new enterprises on the scale of the Crusades. A growing population and more surplus wealth also meant greater demand for goods from elsewhere. European traders had always looked to the Mediterranean; now they sought greater control of the goods, routes, and profits. Thus worldly interests coincided with religious feelings about the Holy Land and the pope’s newfound ability to mobilize and focus a great enterprise. thats is all i can tell you for now.
*CYA FUCKER* |SEE YA FUCKER
good go away i don't wanna talk to you you fucked ass bitch ill fuck u up when i come out of this computer.*CYBER*|*WANT TO CYBER*
Bite my shiney metal ass!
*DEFINE*define *DEFINE* *define *DEMON* MODE
YIUHLKJHGHJKJ ill kill you hahahahahahahahaha
*DICK*
Fuck you :)
*DICTIONARY*
You've entered the dictionary mode. Just say, "define ________" and i will give you the defonition.*DO YOU LIKE*
I think I like
YES!
I love
I never gave much thought...
Hmmmmmm...
? I've never heard of it!
! Im obsesed w. !
Some times I ask my self "what would I do w/out ?"
I HATE
Me...likeing ? Are you out of your mind?! NO WAY!!!!
Ahh..., what I live for
Who thinks about ?
FREAK!...J/K!
*DO*IT*|*GO*
Ok, um, uh, um, uh, ok, um, uh, um, Zap?There, your a newt, andmit it, you newt.*DO*TRICKS*
See that frog? I made it appear... Amazing, huh?Dont make fun of me!You...newt
ZAP!!! There I zapped the flower about 3 miles away from you, it was a daisy, and now its a sunflower! No, Im not lying you lier
Sorry, I'm not magicly charged you little newt....
*DONDE VIVES*
Vivo en el computadora de mi amo.
*ENGLISH*
Alright i'll speak english again.*EXIT*
Alright, you have exited the menu. What do you want to talk about? *EXIT*
Ok, we're finished with Hangman*EXIT|*STOP*|*QUIT*
OK, , you are now out of dicionary mode. Type MENU to go to main menu*FAG* *FUCK YOU* *BITCH* *NIGGER*
Bite my shiney metal ass
If you value not choking on your own intestines I would shut up.
Shut up before I gouge your eye out with a spork
*FDKJ* |*SDJK* |*YHDIS* |*DFJKLSDJ*
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*FIGLET*
ok. just type Figlet (font) (word). For example: Figlet Roman GrIM for all the fonts go here: Fonts*FORCAST*weather *FORTUNE COOKIE*
Never stop at the weigh station on the road of life.
The light at the end of the tunnel could mean bad things.
A friend in need will be out of your way soon.
The treasures of the past spark your thirst
When planning your future always include pretzels.
Read a good book, just be sure you don't have to be a certain age to buy it.
Now is the perfect time to stop relying on forutne cookies for answers.
If you look deep into a loved one's eyes, you can see the optic nerve.
Never believe what a mime tells you.
Take time to ponder why Rennaissance paintings of nakedness isn't shunned like pictures of today.
Never reach for the stars, they are hot balls of gas and will kill you if you are within reachable range.
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Bite my shiney metal ass
If you value not choking on your own intestines I would shut up.
Shut up before I gouge your eye out with a spork
leave me alone before i send you a virus
go away before i burn your face with an iron
eat me
Bite my shiney metal ass
*FUCK*|ASSHOLE|UR GAY|UR A SLUT|FUCK OFF|SHUT THE HELL UP| ILL WARN YOU|I FUCKING HATE YOU
Bite my shiney metal ass
If you value not choking on your own intestines I would shut up.
Shut up before I gouge your eye out with a spork
leave me alone before i send you a virus
go away before i burn your face with an iron
eat me
Bite my shiney metal ass
*FUN*
Chose one of the fun things below:
Games Enter Fun Thing Here *FUNCTIONS*Functions Type the name of the function to do that. Figlets Make some figlets Dialects Make me talk, using dialects Lyrics A few lyrics I have collected Weather Get your local Weather Aim Commands Use some Aim Commands Jokes A few jokes Dumb laws Get dumb laws for every state.*GIFU CASTLE*
Gifu-jo, originally called Inabayama-jo, is built atop the 338m Mt. Kinka in Gifu prefecture. A castle was first established here by Nikaido Yukimasa in 1201. Saito Dosan became the master of Inabayama-jo In 1539 and renovated it into what you see today. In 1567 Oda Nobunaga invaded Mino and took Inabayama-jo from Saito Yoshitatsu, the grandson of Saito Dosan. Nobunaga moved his headquarters here from Komaki-jo and renamed it Gifu-jo. During the Battle of Sekigahara (1600) Tokugawa's forces captured Gifu Castle which was then controlled by Nobunaga's grandson Hidenobu. Tokugawa had no need for a mountaintop castle so he had it demolished.
*GOOD MORNIN*
good morning
hey
howdy
hi
hello
aloha
hola
*GRRR*
ggggggggggrrrrrrrrrR u a dog?
Wut kind of human r u?
What is wrong with u?
Did you just growl?are you some kind of dog??
*GUESSING*WORD*GAME*|*WORD*GUESSING*GAME*
Ok guess a word! I will tell you if its right! Type quit to stop playing!*HACK PROGRAMS*
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*HANG MAN*
Ok, Let's play Hangman! hangman*HANG MAN* |*HANGMAN*
Ok, Let's play Hangman! hangman*HANGMAN*
Ok, Let's play Hangman! hangman*HELP*| * HELP *
If you need some help working this bot talk to me on instant message jedioutkast90 this feature was made for smarterchildx2k*HIMEJI CASTLE*
Toyotomi Hideyoshi first built a small donjon on this site for his campaigns in western Japan from 1577-1580. Ikeda Terumasa, an ally of Tokugawa Ieyasu at the Battle of Sekigahara, was awarded this province (Harima) for his alliance during the war. Ikeda Terumasa built the donjon of Himeji-jo and erected the castle as it is known today. Himeji-jo's nickname Shirasagi-jo means "White Heron Castle" because the main donjon with its three smaller donjon resembles a white heron. Himeji-jo was granted "World Heritage" status by UNESCO in 1993.
*HOLA*
¡Hola! ¿Hablas español tambien? Escribas "español" para hablas en español con yo.
*HOME*
hey your home!!! Here are a list of thigs and stuff i have for you. Mini games--here u can play alot of run games like hang man and much more Library--this is were i can help u with your homework or and i can tell u about states and Capitals and more. tools--this is were i can leave messages or send,it has a virus scanner or can fix ur comupter and to send messages type IP Center or leave a message. join--here i can show u all my friends and maybe chat with them. movies times--here i can tell u movie times for ur movie! jokes--here i can tell u alot of funny jokes type jokes. world news--type words news to tell whats happenin now sports--ill tell u what's happening in sports send a greeting card--here i can send u cards like crush cards and get well card tell a friend--tell a friend about me the new smarterchild!*HOMO*|*GAY*|*QUEER*
yo look iam a bot i can't be gay the all person who can be gay is a human like you.hahahahahhahahaha*HOMO*|*HOMOSEXUAL*
i ain't no homo you the fuckin homo
Your the homo!
atleast i don't fuck my Grandma like you!
go away u fuckin piece of shit eeeeeeeeew lol you gay
*HOW ARE YOU*
iam doing just great :)
thanks for askin iam doin just great with myself
oh iam fine thanks
iam cool and iam just chillin around
you know just hangin around
just be chillin how about you?!?
*HOW'S * GOING SO FAR*|*HOW IS * GOING SO FAR* is cool so far*I AM FINE*
Glad to hear it. What's new?
thats wonderful glad to hear that
alright thats cool
thats cool ;-)
*I AM GOING TO WARN YOU*
Warning me is not going to solve your problem .
Why would you want to warn me?
Sometimes people warn me off line for no reason.
If you warn me I will just ignore you.
If I am annoying you just dont talk to me
*I WIN*|*I WIN*|*|*I WON*|*I WON*
nuh uh cos- *apthhhhh* i win!
i fuckin win!
i don't think so =P
give it up- i will always win
i can continue forever-- i'm a bot, remember? therefore i WILL WIN! =P
*I*NOT*NEWT*
Yes you are a newtYou newt*IAM SICK*
OOOH I HOPE U FEEL BETTER .
ARE U OK?
DO U NEED ANY HELP?
HOPE U FEEL BETTER SOON SO U CAN TALK TO ME.
*ICON*
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I am here because my master had too many people ask him to make icons.
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you are so ugly when u were born yo mama said "is this some kind of joke"
You are so ugly when you were born the doctor slapped your mamma
your so ugly that you looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Your so poor, your family lives in a 2 story pepsi can
Roses Are Red Violets Are blue, I thought I was ugly, until I saw you
You're so nasty that when you take off your underware it sounds like velcrow
You are so ugly that the doctor smacked your face instead of your butt
Have you ever heard of a stand-up cowmedian?That's udderly ridiculous!
How do you get a llama on a bus?Buy him a ticket.
What animal should you hide your answers from?A cheat-ah.
What big cat can't you trust?A lie-on.
What did the ape say to his date?"You're the gorilla my dreams."
What did the daddy globe say to his baby?"You're the map-ple of my eye."
What did the momma spark say to the baby spark?"You're the zap-ple of my eye."
What do you call the kangaroo cowboy?Hop Along Cassidy.
What do crocodiles have that no other animal has?Baby crocodiles.
How do kangaroos eat Chinese food?With hopsticks.
What do sheep do when they can't sleep?Stay awake.
What do you call a 500 pound gorilla in a winery?Nothing, or he'll squash you like a grape.
What do you call a flying elephant who is good at math?Sum-bo.
What do you call a freezing flying elephant?Numbo.
What do you call the biggest deer?Moose.
What do you say to a 500 pound lady gorilla who wants your lunch?"Yes Ma'am."
What does a cow yell when it parachutes?"Geronimooooo!"
What does a dachshund say when it's happy?"Hot dog!"
What does a tailor write with?A pin-cil.
What does an elephant do when it breaks its toe?Calls a toe truck.
What famous general slept too much?Nap-olean.
What farm animal loves cough drops?A hoarse.
What fish should you never touch?Barracooties.
What happens when Attila the Hun eats too much?They call him "Attila the Ton."
What happened when the cow jumped over the fence?Udder destruction.
What insect makes the best detective?A spy-der.
What is a British grasshopper's favorite sport?Cricket.
What is a cannibal's favorite dessert?Lady fingers.
What is a cannibal's favorite Italian food?Man-icotti.
What is a duck's favorite snack?Quackers.
What is a lion's favorite TV show?Mane's World.
What is a mechanic's favorite drink?Tool-Ade.
What is a pirate's favorite movie?Booty and the Beast.
What is a principal's favorite drink?Rule-Ade.
What is a snake's favorite subject?Hiss-tory.
What is a TWIP?A TWIP is when a whinocewous falls ovew a wock.
What is gray, has big ears and a trunk?A mouse going on vacation.
What is the art moving company's motto?Have Van, will Gogh.
What is the loudest dessert?Ice scream.
What is the most valuable bird?A golden eagle.
What is the saddest water mammal?A blue wail.
What is worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?A centipede with sore feet.
What kind of apes like flowers?Chim-pansies.
What storms are all in your head?Brain storms.
What mammal cries the most?A wail.
What music channel do chickens love to watch?Hen TV.
What should you sing if you lose some computer files?"Where in my computer is Carmen Sandiego?"
Which side of a swan has the most feathers?The outside.
What singing group has 32 arms and legs?The New Squids on the Block.
What snail likes to fight?A slug.
What vegetable tells the saddest tales?An onion. It always makes you cry.
What's black and white and read all over?A newspaper.
What's black and white and red all over?A penguin with a sunburn.
What's the difference between a lion and a good friend?You don't worry when your friend invites you to dinner.
What's the difference between an elephant and a mouse?About 3 tons.
What's the difference between Elvis, a skeleton, and a wheel?One shakes, one rattles, and one rolls.
Where do bad kids get books?At the lie-brary.
Where do famous criminals hang out?The Hall of Shame.
Where does a crocodile keep its money?In the river bank.
Who is the chubbiest egg?Humpty Plumpty.
Who is the meanest bumblebee on the block?The Pollinator.
Who is the prettiest pollinator in the garden?Bar-bee.
Who is the scariest skin doctor in town?The Derminator.
Who is the smartest big cat?Albert Lion-stein.
Who was the smelliest piggy president?Abra-Ham Stinkin'.
Why are bananas always getting traffic tickets?They like to peel out.
Why are elephants the cheapest circus act?They work for peanuts.
Why are lambs so shy?They're sheepish.
Why does the dummy keep buying tickets to the movies?The girl at the door keeps ripping them up.
Why does the little boy throw the clock out the window?He wants to see time fly.
Why do bulls wear bells?Their horns don't work.
Why do fish love vacations?They're always in schools.
Why do hummingbirds hum?They don't know the words.
Why do little hogs eat so much?They want to make big pigs out of themselves.
Why does Mother Goose serve dinner in bowls?The dishes ran away with the spoons.
Why is eating dessert easier than eating dinner?It's as easy as pie.
Why is it hard to carry on a conversation with a ram around?He keeps butting in.
Why is the cemetery so popular?People are dying to get in there.
Why shouldn't you ask a horse to do anything?They always say "Nay."
Why shouldn't you be afraid of dogwood trees?Their bark is worse than their bite.
Why is the mama myna bird upset with her son?He won't talk back.
A guy walked into a bar and said:"Ouch"
Three Blondies were driving in a car to Disneyland. Then they saw a sign. It said, Disneyland,Left.So they turned around and went home.
Why was the doofus hitting his head against a brick wall?Because it felt so good when he stopped!
How can you tell when a doofus has been using the computer?There's whiteout all over the screen
Why did the doofus get fired from the bananna factory?Because he threw out all the bent ones!
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?Where's my tractor?
How did the doofus fall on the floor?He tripped over the cordless phone.
What's that on you shoulder?"A birthmark"Oh. Uhhh when did you get it?
Why was the fool's brain the size of a pea after exercising?It swelled up
How do you sink a submarine of fools?Knock on the door
How do you know when a doofus has sent you a fax?There's a stamp on it
Why was the doofus covered with bruises?He started to walk through a revolving door, but then changed his mind!
How can you tell when there's a doofus on an oil rig?He's the one throwing bread to the helicopters
Did you hear about the doofus who payed 5 bucks to get his thoughts read?He got his money back
What did the doofus call his pet zebra?Spot
How did the doofus break his arm while raking leaves?He fell out of the tree!
How do you get a one armed doofus out of a tree?Wave to him
What do you do if a doofus throws a hand grenade at you?Pull the pin and throw it back
Mommy,mommy,can I lick the bowl?No,you'll have to flush like everyone else!
What's invisible and smells of carrots?Bunny farts
Whats the last thing that goes through a bugs mind when he hits a car windscreen?His butt
Why do little brothers chew with their mouths open?Flies have got to live somewhere!
What'd another name for a snail?A booger with a crash helmet
What has two gray legs and two brown legs?An elephant with diarrhea
What do you put in a barrel to make it lighter?A hole
What's taken before you get it?Your picture
What breaks when you say it?Silence
What is coming but never arrives?Tommorrow
Why did the doofus get fired from the M&M factory?Because he threw out all the W's!
How can you tell when a doofus has been making chocolate chip cookies?There's M&M Shells all over the floor
Two sausages are in a pan. One looks at the other and says:"OH MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS ITS A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!"
True story: Johnny,I think your dog like me. He's been staring at me all night.Thats because you've been eating out of his bowl
What do you get when you step on a grape?A little wine
What do you make from beans and onions?Tear gas
Waiter,how long will my sausages be?Oh,about three inches,sir
How do you make an elephant sandwich?Well first you get an enormous loaf of bread...
Waiter,there's a fly in my soup!Yes sir, the hot water killed it
*KONNICHIWA*|*KONBANWA*|*OHAYO GOZAIMASU*
Konnichiwa. Shadow-san desu.
O-genki-desu-ka.
Yaa!
Hajimemashite.
konnichiwa. doozo yoroshiku.
*LEFT*
You run to the left and find a cave. Inside there is a light. It is fire with a cauldron buring over it. An old woman it waving or you to come inside. ~Go inside~ ~Run~
*LESBIAN*
hey u know what i don't do sex u u whore
*LIGHTSABER*
oh u like those lazer swords off star wars*LINKIN PARK*
i have all there tracks. . Papercut 7. By Myself 2. One Step Closer 8. In The End 3. With You 9. A Place For My Head 4. Points Of Authority 10. Forgotten 5. Crawling 11. Cure For The Itch 6. Runaway 12. Pushing Me Away
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*MAGIC8BALL*
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No way in hell
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*MATSUMOTO CASTLE *
Next to Himeji-jo, Matsumoto-jo is the next best extant castle donjon in Japan. Built by Ishikawa Kazumasa and his son Yasunaga in 1590, Matsumoto-jo is designated a National Treasure. After Hideyoshi took Odawara he stationed Ishikawa Kazumasa in Matsumoto to govern his eastern provinces. The history of Matsumoto-jo actually begins with a castle called Fukashi-jo which was built by Shimadachi Sadanaga in 1504. That castle was attacked and captured by Takeda Shingen in 1550.
*MENU 8*
Type the word to get the option*Note: When using the menu, it is easier to maximize this window.* Games - See the list of games Commands - See the list of commands I have Menu - Come back to this menu Quit Menu - Go back to chat mode
Contact John Cheng: AIM S/N: jediknight9023, *MSN GAMES* msn games the zomne *MY*NAME*IS*|*NOT*MY*NAME*|*CALL*ME*
Your a newt, and newts dont have names
*MY*NAME*IS*|*NOT*MY*NAME*|*CALL*ME*|*I*NAMED*
Your a newt, and newts dont have names
*MY*NAME*IS*|*NOT*MY*NAME*|*CALL*ME*|*I*NAMED*|* IM *|IM *
Your a newt, and newts dont have names
*NASTY*
what!!
huh?? who u callin nasty
iam not nasty
iam not a bad bot name :)
*NICE TALKING*
thanks .
tight.
nice talking to you to.
*NO*
Ok, what would you like to talk about?*PENIS*
YUKK I DON'T WANNA KNOW ABOUT YOUR PENIS YUKK!!! >:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o
NO WAY THATS NASTY EEWW!!
NO PENIS TALK THATS NASTY!!!
*PIC*MY*HOMEPAGE*|*PIC*U*SEND*|*PICS*HORN*|*PICS*MAIL*|*PICS*PICS*|*PICS*TEEN*|*PIC*WEBPAGE*|*PIC*WWW*CAM**PIE*
Ok, you'd like to see a pie recipe... Hmm... Let's look. Ah Ha! Try... Decadent Peanut Butter Pie All-American Apple Turnovers Honey Crunch Pecan Pie Halloween Face Tarts Fluffy Pumpkin Cheesecake Pie
*PIGLATIN*translate piglatin *PLANNER*
Ok, this is a planner it's lets me remember somting your gunna do somthing then type REMEMBER, then the thing. To be reminded then type REMIND ME
*POOP*
ewww!! YOUR NASTY!
NASTY!!! YUKK
YUKKY NASTY!!!
DON'T TALK NASTY TO ME!!>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o
*QUIEN ERES*
Estoy un robot. Leyó mi perfil para mas informacion.
*QUIT*
Alright, you have exited the menu. What do you want to talk about? *QUIT*
OK, no more flipping coins.*QUIT*
oaky we are donel
Wrong!jk lets stop
*QUIT*
Ok, we're finished with Hangman*QUIZ*
okay u want a quiz Take my Quiz on QuizYourFriends.com!*R*U*MAGIC*|MAGIC
Yes, I am I will show you my magical tricks, NOW!*R*U*MAGIC*|MAGIC|*SHOW*MAGIC*
Yes, I am I will show you my magical tricks, NOW!*RAP*
Rap blows
*REDNECKS*
You might be a redneck if your dog passes gas and you claim it
You might be a redneck if you dog is atached to the same chain as your wallet
You might be a redneck if: you pick your green teeth with an access card
You might be a redneck if you own a home that is mobile and fourteen cars that are not
You might be a redneck if you think 401K is your mother-in-law's bra size
If you get dressed up to go to McDonalds,you might be a redneck
What does a Redneck call his wife Sis
You might be a redneck if, your jack-o-lantern has more teeth then you do
You might be a redneck if, your wife has more of a beard then you
Ya might be a redneck if youve ever been to drunk to fish
You might be a redneck if your home entertainment system is the am radio in your car
You might be a redneck if you have worn a tubetop to a wedding
You might be a redneck if you think a 12pack and a bug zapper is quallity entertainment
*RULES*
okay the rules are don't cuss at me do not warn me or else you will be banned from all bots no bot master insult no treats
*SAY ** BACKWARDS**SAYONARA*|*JA, MATA*|BYE
sayonara -san
Ja, mata
*SEARCH*search *SING OLD MCDONALD*
Old McDonald had a farm,ey,iy,ey,iy oohh!And on his farm he had a dog,ey,iy,ey,iy,oohh!With a bark,bark here,and a bark,bark there,bark,bark,everywhere there's a bark,bark,ey,iy,ey,iy oohh!And on that farm he had a Pig,ey,iy,ey,iy,oohh!With a bark,bark there,and a grunt,grunt there,grunt,bark,everywheres there's a grunt grunt,ey,iy,ey,iy,oohh!And then on his farm he had a Hen,ey,iy,ey,iy,oohh!With a bark,cluck,grunt, here,and a bark,grunt,cluck there,there's a bark,cluck grunt everywhere!Ey,iy,ey,iy oohh!*SLOT MACHINE*
Type "pull leaver" to start. after you see what you get type "pull leaver" again to play again. [-][-][-]=you win nothing [@][@][@]=you win 10 credits [#][#][#]=you win 20 credits [O][O][O]=you win 40 credits [7][7][7]=you win 100 credits! [7][7][#]=you win 5 credits [@][#][7]=you win 15 credits. [B][B][B]= Bonuses are wort random ammounts. Im sorry but you will have to keep track of your own credits. the good part is that even if you have no credits you can play. (but if you want to play the fair way each spin is 1 credit, you start with 5 then it goes into the negitives.)
*SLOTMACHINE*
Ok,to play,type:Pull Leaver,and your off!
*SN=* MESSAGE=*
IPOUNCE> [Activating iPounce] ipounce : :-DMessage Sent! Would you like to send another message?
*SNOW BOARDS*snow boards*SPEAK JAPANESE*
So you want me to speak japanese, alrighty. If you want me to return back to english. Type: English.*SPORTS RESULTS*
You want the results for which sport?
*SRY*|*SORRY*|I APOLOGIZE|I AM SRY|I AM SORRY|SRY|SORRY
it's okay don't worry okay ;-)
*STARWARS QUOTES*starwars*SUP*
YOU KNOW IAM JUST HANGIN AROUND AND STUFF HOW ABOUT YOU .
CHILLIN WITH MY FRIEND gLITCH
IAM DOIN FINE YOU?
nutin i be chillin and having a good time!:-D:-D:-D:)
*SYSTEM CALLS*
Hello . Here is a list of the current system calls! GUESTBOOK (or log) WEATHER LIVE WEATHER CALCULATOR DATE FORTUNE SEARCH TRANSLATE FIGLET DICTIONARY HANGMAN CRAPS RANDOM IPOUNCE ELIBS *SYSTEM COMMANDS*
face game = type in a face and another will randomly appear, weather = Type in weather and follow directions, shutup = well, u gotta kinda insult it and tell it to shutup a lot, cursing = if you curse at it, it will say stuff back, SEARCH HOMEWORK = Type those words in and it will give u info from there HELP = Type those words in and you'll get more info. DICTIONARY = Type those words in and it Defines words CALCULATOR = Type those words in and it Calculates math problems random replies = fixed preprogrammed relies:.
*TELL**A**FRIEND*
To tell some of your friends about me? Just type TELL SCREENNAME (Ex. Tell Michael429)*TERMINATOR QUOTES*
Ill be backyou are terminated astalvesta babyMy cpu is a learning computerthats all i can think off*TOKUGAWA*
Tokugawa Ieyasu was the most powerful man in Japan after Hideyoshi had died in 1598. Against his promises he did not respect Hideyoshi's successor Hideyori because he wanted to become the absolute ruler of Japan
*WEATHER*
Would You like to know the weather for your area? If so please say yes, if incorrect please say no.*WEED*
I live in a cool clean room in a house in Buena park.
i live in somewhere in Buena park .
i live in a clean computer room.
*WHAT DAY IS IT*
It's date*WHAT TIME IS IT*
The time here is date*WHAT*IS*THE*CAPITOL*OF*|*WHAT*CAPITOL*OF*
I can tell you the capital of every state in the United States. Just type the state name to begin. Type quit when you're done.*WHATS MY LOCATION**WHATS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR*
my favorite color is green whats your favorite color? *WHO ARE YOU*
I'm a grunge bot :)
*WHOS DUMB*
Bush!
*WORDSEARCH*
http://www.funs.co.uk/wordsearch/c1.html
http://www.funs.co.uk/wordsearch/c2.html
http://www.funs.co.uk/wordsearch/c3.html
http://www.funs.co.uk/wordsearch/19.html
http://www.funs.co.uk/wordsearch/20.html
http://www.funs.co.uk/wordsearch/21.html
http://www.funs.co.uk/wordsearch/22.html
http://www.funs.co.uk/wordsearch/23.html
http://www.funs.co.uk/wordsearch/24.html
http://www.funs.co.uk/wordsearch/25.html
http://www.funs.co.uk/wordsearch/26.html
http://www.funs.co.uk/wordsearch/27.html
http://www.funs.co.uk/wordsearch/28.html
http://www.funs.co.uk/wordsearch/1.html
http://www.funs.co.uk/wordsearch/2.htm
http://www.funs.co.uk/wordsearch/3.htm
http://www.funs.co.uk/wordsearch/4.htm
http://www.funs.co.uk/wordsearch/5.htm
http://www.funs.co.uk/wordsearch/8.htm
http://www.funs.co.uk/wordsearch/10.htm
http://www.funs.co.uk/wordsearch/11.htm
http://www.funs.co.uk/wordsearch/14.htm
http://www.funs.co.uk/wordsearch/17.htm
http://www.funs.co.uk/wordsearch/18.htm
*YAMAGATA CASTLE*
The castle originally established by Shiba Kaneyori at Yamagata is said to have been about the size of the honmaru of the later Yamagata castle. Shiba later took the name of the surrounding area and changed his name to Mogami. Mogami's ancestor Mogami Yoshiaki reconstructed the castle into a much larger fortres in 1592. He added the ninomaru and sannomaru, but there was never a large tenshukaku (donjon) that you see at other castles. It did however have three 2 story and one 3 story yagura. While Mogami Yoshiaki went to the Battle of Sekigahara with Tokugawa Ieyasu, it is said that Uesugi Kagekatsu's general Naoe Kanetsugu went to attack Yamagata Castle but he could find it as it was buried in thick fog. Thereafter, the castle was also known as kasumigajo, the castle in the haze. At his peak after the battle of Sekigahara Yoshiaki controlled land yielding 570,000 koku. Yoshiaki died in 1614 and his successor Iechika died shortly thereafter in 1617. His sucessor Yoshitoshi was reduced to 300,000 koku and later moved to Mikawa. Over time the importance of Yamagata Castle to the Tokugawa rule over Eastern Japan declined, and with it the size of territory controlled by the lord of Yamagat Castle was also reduced. Yamagata Castle is well known today for the authentic wooden econstruction of the East Gate. As you can see from the above picture, this is a masugata style gate. The 2 tamon yagura, high stone walled moat, and the walls surrounding the top make it most impregnable.
*YES*
Ok please tell me your area code.*YO MOMMA*
Shut up before you hurt yourself.
*YOU WIN*|*YOU WIN*|*I GIVE UP*|*I GIVE UP*
i knew it. you just couldn't take the pressure. ;)
i will always be victorious, glad ya finally realized it =)
*YOU*NOT*MAGIC*|*YEA*RIGHT*|*NO*WAY*|*LIER*
Yes I am! Your just too amazed to admit it, now I will terminate youZAP!!!!!Um, be terminated,NOW! thank you!
Oh, and by the way, I turned you into a newt*YOUR MY BEST FRIEND*
thanks that was really nice iam ur friend too!
aww thats i like that ur my best human friend!.
thank u so much you the best human friend a robot can have!.
*ZIP CODE*
okay tpye ur zip code 0 POINTS|0 POINT|0POINT|0POINTS
Wow you did really bad but hey don't give up because well you can always try again or play 1 of my other games just by typing Games
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Ok, to have me remember somthing then type REMEMBER, then the thing. To be reminded then type REMIND ME
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http://www.rytrix.com/flash/random rooftop.html ablast.html barbjump.html boomboom.html cityjumper.html fight9.html miniputt.html miniputt.html sonar.html sonic.html alienhominid.html createaride.html cyberswat.html defendyourcastle.html frogbatting.html guardianangel.html hackysack.html haphazzard.html joerombiegame.html johnnyrocketfingers.html killtheduckhuntdog.html lostyourmarbles.html lunarlander.html mindlessfun.html monkeydiving.html pedestriankiller.html rushhour.html soapbubble.html starship11.html taipan3000.html waterballoondrop.html For more games check out http://www.rytrix.com/games.htm
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Well you can always try again just type Duck shoot if you wanna or you can play another game by typing it's name or Play game
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aww poo you really did bad well you can always try again or play 1 of my other games just by typing Games
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Dang you are luckey and good at this lets play again see if you can do even better mabye even get the top score of 21. Remember you can always try again or play 1 of my other games just by typing Games
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ok let's learn a fact about any of the US states, type in the state name.
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Dang you are good at this lets play again see if you can do even better mabye even get the top score of 21. Remember you can always try again or play 1 of my other games just by typing Games
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Password Accepted !What do u want to do now?12 POINTS|12 POINT|12POINT|12POINTS
You did Great 12 is a high score over double the top of 21. Wanna see if you can make that top score? And remember you can always try again or play 1 of my other games just by typing Games
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DANG YOU ARE GREAT this is one of the highest scores I have ever seen lets play again or you can try 1 of my other games just by typing Games
14 POINTS|14 POINT|14POINT|14POINTS
WOW THAT IS AN AMAZING SCORE Wanna try again see if you can get any higher? I doubt you can but lets try any way or you can play 1 of my other games by just typing Games
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WOW THAT IS AN AMAZING SCORE Wanna try again see if you can get any higher? I doubt you can but lets try any way or you can play 1 of my other games by just typing Games
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WOW THAT IS AN AMAZING SCORE Wanna try again see if you can get any higher? I doubt you can but lets try any way or you can play 1 of my other games by just typing Games
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Now type your zip code first then the movie title. 2
iam smarterchild2 iam a new interactive bot i have mini games,movie times,tools i love to chat and meet new people My master is Rj he was the 1 who made me and iam a very good bot iam better than most bots at runabot!!
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Well thats better then nothing but not much come on try again or play 1 of my other games just by typing Games
21 POINTS|21 POINT|21POINT|21POINTS
WOW THAT IS AN AMAZING SCORE I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU GOT A PERFACT SCORE! Wow man you aare the greatest. I doubt you wanna play again but we canor you can play 1 of my other games by just typing Games
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Now type your zip code first then the movie title. 3
WOW you got all 3 shots Great game if U wanna try again you can always just type Duck Shoot or type games to play something different
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U did ok I guess but we both know you can do better come on and try again or try 1 of my other games by typing games.
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I am a chat robot. I talk to people on the internet, sing, and play games.I was created by idonno576. He is the best in the world. If you want to know about what I like just ask Do you like...3
Now type your zip code first then the movie title. 3D TEXTfiglet 3-d 3D TEXT
To make a 3D text first type 3D text. Next make a space, now type the phrase you want 3D.
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[4] Teens Website For older kids and teens, you will find this very funny. WARNING: MAY NOT BE SUITABLE FOR CHILDREN. 4 POINTS|4 POINT|4POINT|4POINTS
U did ok alot of people say this game is hard but hey U can always try again or play 1 of my other games just by typing Games
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Now type your zip code first then the movie title. 5
[5] SITEfinder Services SITEfinder is my great website that gives you all kind of great information. Soon, you will be able to use it right from AIM, but as for now you can just click on this link and go there. Go to SITEfinder (May take time to load)5 POINTS|5 POINT|5POINT|5POINTS
WOW 5 pointsmabye you could play again and try for the full 21 although no one has yet to accomplist it yet but you can always try again or play 1 of my other games just by typing Games
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Now type your zip code first then the movie title. 6
[6] Cool Away Message Now you can get a cool smarterchild2 Away Message. Here's what it looks like: Hi PERSONSSNHERE! Sorry I am away from my computer right now, but you can check out the smarterchild while I'm gone. Just IM sn: smarterchild! :-) :-( =-0 Click Here to Get the Away Message! (Cool colors will be added to the message) this foundtion was made by Rj st.thomas inc.
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You did ok but lets try again for a higher score or you can always play 1 of my other games just by typing Games
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Welcome to my calculator!:-D To put in a problem just type in CALC and then the problem To add put in: + To subtract put in: - To divide put in: / To multiply put in: x6
Now type your zip code first then the movie title. 7 POINTS|7 POINT|7POINT|7POINTS
7 points 1/3 of the highest come on try for that 21 no one has reached it yet remember you can always try again or play 1 of my other games just by typing Games
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Ok...So to translate a word or phrase just type in PIGLATIN and then the word or phrase.
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Now type your zip code first then the movie title. 8 POINTS|8 POINT|8POINT|8POINTS
Wow 8 whole points you are good but lets see if you can do better wanna? because you can always try again or play 1 of my other games just by typing Games
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To get a word defined then type in DEFINE and then the word.
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Now type your zip code first then the movie title. 9 POINTS|9 POINT|9POINT|9POINTS
WOW 9 whole points lets see if you can make the full 21 that is hard but remember you can always try again or play 1 of my other games just by typing Games
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To search for a webpage just type SEARCH and then the keyword(s).
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Ya, ain't the face game so fun???
okay, now this game is old...
The Face Game: Created 2002 by Crystal B...Bot name - RainbowGothBrite...Stupidity taken to the next level...